sherlocksmyth:

how come it’s cool for snakes to spit venom and unhinge their jaw to swallow people whole, but when i do it, i’m the “antichrist” and i need an “exorcism”?

brushitofff:

i have childhood memories that i am not 100% sure actually happened or if i dreamed them i really do not know

(Source: ejacutastic)

fuqyourlies:

reasonswhydansafail:

sleepingartist:

urbancatfitters:

if i ever start a band i’m going to name it “music” and then it will be literally impossible to find any of our songs on the internet

the first album : “Unknown album”

the hit single: “track 1”

album art

image

Some people wanna watch the world burn

(Source: urbancatfitters)

helioscentrifuge:

when i see cuties postin selfies

image

thisisjustgreat:

PARTY LIKE THE PAST TWELVE MONTHS WEREN’T EMOTIONALLY CRIPPLING

sqvad:

pansoph:

pansoph:

i went to a party and put 3 whole loaves of sliced bread all around the house i put bread under the kid’s pillow and in all 3 of his bathrooms, in his rugby shorts and the breast pocket of his school shirt, on his roof and his neighbor’s roof, in his couch and on his tv i’m laughing so hard he’s going to wake up hungover tomorrow and be like why the fuck is there bread everywhere 

image

i’m pissing myself

jesus christ

booglemoth:

vissible-cracks:

zachsgay:

i need to be like 12x hotter than i am now

0x12=0

image

matokiblue:

posukkum:

Pray for South Korea

This is awful. You know when you take a glass and hold it upside down underwater and there’s like that little air pocket inside the glass?, yeah well that’s what has happened to the boat and there are people still alive in there while the boat is almost completely submerged. The air down there won’t last forever so I pray that the people who are still alive in there are rescued quickly!
matokiblue:

posukkum:

Pray for South Korea

This is awful. You know when you take a glass and hold it upside down underwater and there’s like that little air pocket inside the glass?, yeah well that’s what has happened to the boat and there are people still alive in there while the boat is almost completely submerged. The air down there won’t last forever so I pray that the people who are still alive in there are rescued quickly!
matokiblue:

posukkum:

Pray for South Korea

This is awful. You know when you take a glass and hold it upside down underwater and there’s like that little air pocket inside the glass?, yeah well that’s what has happened to the boat and there are people still alive in there while the boat is almost completely submerged. The air down there won’t last forever so I pray that the people who are still alive in there are rescued quickly!
matokiblue:

posukkum:

Pray for South Korea

This is awful. You know when you take a glass and hold it upside down underwater and there’s like that little air pocket inside the glass?, yeah well that’s what has happened to the boat and there are people still alive in there while the boat is almost completely submerged. The air down there won’t last forever so I pray that the people who are still alive in there are rescued quickly!

matokiblue:

posukkum:

Pray for South Korea

This is awful. You know when you take a glass and hold it upside down underwater and there’s like that little air pocket inside the glass?, yeah well that’s what has happened to the boat and there are people still alive in there while the boat is almost completely submerged. The air down there won’t last forever so I pray that the people who are still alive in there are rescued quickly!